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@noxxhell : A homeless guy by the Gas station just proposed to me,it's a little short notice but I'm not getting any younger am I?

@noxxhell: When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage.

@noxxhell: Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long.

@noxxhell: "What protection do you use?"

"Protection?"

"When you have Sex."

"Sex??"

@noxxhell: If you cut off my head I'll continue eating for two more days.