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@numbertze : If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes

@numbertze: When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go

@numbertze: I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times