@numbertze

If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes

@numbertze

When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it’s best to remember they’re pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go

@numbertze

I eat my pizza with a knife and fork because I am from a big family, and you need weapons to protect your food at all times