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Moaning “Oh God” on a Sunday morning is the closest I’ll get to church

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Millennials urban dictionary everything… I come from a time when the thesaurus roamed the earth.

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One of the few joys in my life is when my kids step on their own Lego.

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Him: Toast me some bread please?

Me *raising wine glass

Here’s to bread!