Answer every question with “Yes, but is it deep-fried?”
“Just this one more episode.” you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.
The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
They agreed upon ‘almond milk’ when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…
X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that?
Me: He’s on paws.
Me: 😁 On… paws.
X: I hate you so much.
30% of Satan’s workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
Don’t forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.
Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.