@oigoabuya

How to find out if you old.

(Fall down in front of a group of people.)
If they laugh, you are young.
If they panic, you are old.

@oigoabuya

My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up.

So I packed my bags and right left away !

@oigoabuya

Fool me once, I buy a grenade, Fool me twice, I throw it..

@oigoabuya

1980s : average parent ; 4 kids

2016: average kid ; 4 parents