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@oothikicha : The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands.

@oothikicha: Guy: you've been a bad girl.

Girl: yes baby, punish me.

Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*.