[Wild West car dealership]
cowboy: what kind of car do you sell?
cowboy: yeah hi what kind of car do you sell?
kate bush: [running up that road]
me, a personal trainer: okay
kate bush: [running up that hill]
kate bush: [running up that building]
my wife: i have a fear of giants
me: she has f-
my wife: don’t you dare say it
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76. no fighting
doctor: do you have any questions?
me: would a lucky talisman made of eggs be called an omulette?
doctor: i meant about your antidepressants