@osno13

i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can’t finish my corndog

@osno13

anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have

@osno13

i have a heavy flow maxi pad in my wallet so it looks like i have lots of money

@osno13

Are all females on twitter moms? Is my mom here? Mom? You there doin drunk tweets?