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Page of osoplain's best tweets

@osoplain : Chasing my dream

Dream: I have a girlfriend

@osoplain: Of course I’ll buy a harmonica for a 3 year old. He doesn’t live with me

@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic

@osoplain: I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone

@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal

@osoplain: Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym

@osoplain: I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up