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@pakalupapito : i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.

@pakalupapito: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash

@pakalupapito: Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?

Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

@pakalupapito: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

@pakalupapito: the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money

@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13