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@pants_leg : a man in whole foods asked how i was doing and i said ok how are you and he said “it is beautiful in my soul today” and that’s why i never go to whole foods
@pants_leg: me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brains: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
@pants_leg: i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives