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@pattioshankable : I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out "TWINSIES!"
@pattioshankable: Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!
@PattiOShankable: My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley.
Clearly, I'm going to hell. My kids don't know what Bob Marley looks like