I’ve discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out “TWINSIES!”
Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you…MUCH WORSE!
My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley.
Clearly, I’m going to hell. My kids don’t know what Bob Marley looks like