“Just make sure Nazis NEVER march with tiki torches. I’m trying to save Germany, not Gilligan’s Island.” — Hitler’s last words
I hate all the “creepy clown” news. I’m having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.
Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you’re Iron Man. What could it hurt?
“Snowmageddon”? We can do better, Twitter.
“Boo!” — cow with a cold