@paulrobalino

Girl, is your dad Louis Vuitton? Because you have such big bags under your eyes. Wait am I doing this right

@paulrobalino

I rely on a little boy to tell me how I feel and boy, are my arms tired?

@paulrobalino

It’s like my dad always said: “Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas.”

@paulrobalino

Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn’t mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae