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A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower

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It’s ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.

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In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an “A” on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.

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My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed.