i’ve eaten so many carbs during quarantine, my blood sugar is now regulated by pancakereas
Regular gangs give you a nickname
Rich people gangs give you a Nicholas Name
Evolution sometimes moves forward due to tiny differences making one species less competitive
For instance T-rex died out bc, lacking selfie sticks, their instagram feeds were less effective
someone is trying to tell me about a time when 50,000 people would get together in one place just to watch a baseball game.
Sounds fake. nice try, I wasn’t born yesterday.
Iron Man’s cat is a Fe lion
who called it oktoberfest instead of septembeer?
In Twilight, if Jacob just got some therapy maybe he could be a Self-Awarewolf
“Butter me up like one of your French Toast girls”
Maybe the sharks are attacking people bc they think they are made of cake
Goth girls be like “I know a plot” then take you for a picnic in the graveyard at night