Olive Garden said “when you’re here, you’re family” so I always bring a family therapist, a lawyer, a young priest, and an old priest with me, in case they are anything like mine.
when you try to think up jokes about boxing, the punchlines write themselves
I hate camping with my English teacher friend because he insists we only use the perfect tents.
Who called it cryptocurrency instead of “Bits Betta Have My Money”?
MS Office huh? So is there a *Mr* Office?