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@pickupIines : are you my pinky toe because i'll bang you on all my furniture

@pickupIines: do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam

@pickupIines: did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn

@pickupIines: are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us

@pickupIines: are you my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out