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HEARTWARMING! Celebs get together to sing ‘Imagine’ and flush all their unused COVID-19 tests down the toilet

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Mark Zuckerberg, 2003: “Hmm, I’m tired of going door-to-door telling people their grandma is racist … there has to be a better way …”

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You (a simpleton): I hate the Hamburglar, he steals all the burgers
Me (went to business school): McDonald’s uses the myth of the Hamburglar to create an illusion of scarcity and increase the perceived value of its products

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Huge respect for Parasite, but Ford v Ferrari deserved to win just for the opening scene

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No you can’t throw a ham at the rotor blade so it slices the ham up, that’s literally the first thing we taught you in helicopter school

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It’s the “roaring 20s” again so I’m going to take inspiration from the Great Gatsby and continue to not have read any books since high school

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Bond sequel idea: His license to kill is downgraded to a license to hit people with his car but not so badly that they die

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Sad to see Kamala Harris drop out. I didn’t like her policies but she was the candidate most likely to build a RoboCop