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@pixelatedboat : Sad to see Kamala Harris drop out. I didn’t like her policies but she was the candidate most likely to build a RoboCop
@pixelatedboat: Hmm, not sure about this change
@pixelatedboat: When Kanye rapped “Jesus was a truth seeker, he got crucified/ I bought a moose from a zookeeper, I got moosified”, I felt that
@pixelatedboat: Hello @netflix. I’ve written a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween. It’s called “Jetpack Dracula”. Let’s make it happen.
@pixelatedboat: People on this site love to complain that there are no good billionaires, but there’s a simple solution: if every one of my followers gives me $3500 I will become the one good billionaire
@pixelatedboat: Incredible news from Britain. This changes everything
@pixelatedboat: “Nothing suspicious about Jeffrey Epstein death” says medical examiner Eprey Jeffstein
@pixelatedboat: BREAKING: Epstein autopsy reveals his teeth had become piano keys, consistent with death by piano drop
@pixelatedboat: “Speed” remake with Scarlett Johansson as the bus
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