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@pizzasauceboss : *wakes up early*
*goes for morning jog*
*calls wife to pick him up because he's made a terrible mistake*
@pizzasauceboss: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE.