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@polychromatik : Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies?
*crowd goes wild
B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES
*crowd goes nuts
B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
@polychromatik: Do you ever wake up.
Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive.
Not really appreciated on flights apparently
@polychromatik: I can't stand people who are indirect
You know who you are