Something in my kitchen is beeping quietly 3 times every minute. I can’t find it and it’s driving me crazy. My husband wouldn’t even hear it with his hearing aids in. I’ve never been more jealous of hearing loss.
I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he’s still wondering what the hell happened.
Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.