Because I didn’t know any better, I always sang “bowels of holly” as a kid.
Why did they think the horses would be able to reconstruct Humpty? They don’t have any engineering/surgery knowledge, or thumbs, for that matter.
Because a fish decided to walk on land years ago, I am now forced to pay taxes and wear pants in public.
If you replace “umbrella” with “Nutella” in Rihanna’s song, the song still works, if not more so.
Gonna create a dating app for dentists called Cavity Search
I think Schrödinger would’ve really liked the microwave.
Despite popular opinion, you can eat fire. You just can’t eat it twice.
Past is the past, it’s all gravy under the bridge.
The one closest to the sky is most likely to get eaten by the pterodactyl.
*spreads Purell onto my English muffin*