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What do we want?

A cure for short-term memory loss!

When do we want it?

When do we want what?

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“OMG IT’S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I’VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN!!!” – Drivers, apparently.

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Kristen Stewart is proof that if you’re making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I’m gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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“‘Earth’ without ‘the’ is just ‘ar’.” – Pirates

If you haven’t seen “Earth without art is just eh” then you prolly didn’t like this tweet.