@prufrockluvsong : Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond*
Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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@prufrockluvsong: Him: I'm leaving you
Me: *eating a cantaloupe like an apple* why though
@prufrockluvsong: Nobody:
Nobody:
Nobody:
Nobody:
Me: ahhh my severed head collection is coming along nicely
@prufrockluvsong: [buried under a pile of geese]
Ah yes, murder most fowl. Excellent.
@prufrockluvsong: SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU
*shakes buy one get one free coupon*
@prufrockluvsong: Waiter: here's your milksha-
James Bond: grrrrrrr
Waiter: -stirred your milkstirred
@prufrockluvsong: Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
@prufrockluvsong: I, for one, pronounce eau de toilette like ewww the toilet
@prufrockluvsong: Me: we're so compatible we finish each other's
Him: SENTENCES
Me: you interrupt me one more time I will end you
@prufrockluvsong: I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.