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@prufrockluvsong : Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond*

Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

@prufrockluvsong: Him: I'm leaving you

Me: *eating a cantaloupe like an apple* why though

@prufrockluvsong: Nobody:

Nobody:

Nobody:

Nobody:

Me: ahhh my severed head collection is coming along nicely

@prufrockluvsong: [buried under a pile of geese]

Ah yes, murder most fowl. Excellent.

@prufrockluvsong: SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU

*shakes buy one get one free coupon*

@prufrockluvsong: Waiter: here's your milksha-

James Bond: grrrrrrr

Waiter: -stirred your milkstirred

@prufrockluvsong: Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

@prufrockluvsong: Me: we're so compatible we finish each other's

Him: SENTENCES

Me: you interrupt me one more time I will end you

@prufrockluvsong: I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.