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@pstamato : "What if something fell off your glass every time you picked it up? That'd be great."
- The inventor of coasters

@pstamato: Asked exterminator if he chose the bug life or the bug life chose him. In the ensuing silence I assume he imagined me dying by fumigation.

@pstamato: [7:30pm]
Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep!

[2:30am]
the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million