@punished_picnic: the problem with the classic robber getup is that it’s such a classic that you can’t really get away with it anymore. you walk into a bank dressed in the mask and stripes with a bag with a dollar sign on it, they already got you. things change i guess but it seems a shame
@punished_picnic: i’m taking care of a guys owl next week and he just sent me this list of rules. what the hell
@punished_picnic: 2018 guy: girls wear so much makeup lol
1018 guy: I can't even tell who i'm married to because everyone's face is covered in dirt
@punished_picnic: For sale: baby shoes. tried to wear them. didn’t realise they were for a baby.
@punished_picnic: mario, from under the sink: yeah i see the problem, you got living mushrooms and turtles walking around in here. jesus buddy you got multiple castles back here. i’m gonna have to fight a dragon