@purplefuzzygirl

I don’t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work… There’s never any left when he comes home.

Idiot.

@purplefuzzygirl

Men love when you kiss their neck..
Just not when they’re driving

And you’re in the backseat.
And they don’t know you.
Apparently.

@purplefuzzygirl

Damn boy! Are you a slinky?

Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom.