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@rainerfm : Little did I know the first time I bought a 3-pack of condoms that I was buying a lifetime supply.
@rainerfm: I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons.
@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.