@refreshingslurp Professor X: what’s your power
Me: I can make anything sexy
Sexy Professor X: how
@refreshingslurp @refreshingslurp [public execution]
Townsperson: these are always so morbid
Me: *quickly hiding giant foam finger*
@refreshingslurp Me: I wish all prime numbers were sex numbers
Genie: done
Me: how many wishes do I have left?
Genie: 2
Me: nice
@refreshingslurp Surgeon: during the operation we will use a powerful laser to remove the tumor
Me: PEW PEW PEW!
Surgeon: Ma’am this is a very serious procedure
Me: [somberly] pew
@refreshingslurp Me, a magician: we never reveal our secrets
Him: no seriously where is my insulin