Professor X: what’s your power
Me: I can make anything sexy
Sexy Professor X: how
Townsperson: these are always so morbid
Me: *quickly hiding giant foam finger*
Me: I wish all prime numbers were sex numbers
Me: how many wishes do I have left?
Surgeon: during the operation we will use a powerful laser to remove the tumor
Me: PEW PEW PEW!
Surgeon: Ma’am this is a very serious procedure
Me: [somberly] pew
Me, a magician: we never reveal our secrets
Him: no seriously where is my insulin