@retardedwriter

Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor

@retardedwriter

If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents

@retardedwriter

Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue.

@retardedwriter

This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd “Shona baby”

@retardedwriter

Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!