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Page of retniw_nuf's best tweets

@retniw_nuf : I'm a really great friend - provided you don't have any other friends to compare me with and never listen to my advice.

@retniw_nuf: I wear my wedding ring everyday so I know my right hand from my left hand, incase the man of my dreams asks me for directions.

@retniw_nuf: I hate it when I speak French to the homeless guy saying I don't understand English and he replies in French so I have to give him money.