@rmfnord: "Whoa! Hey there, buddy, leave me out of it. This has got nothing to do with me."
- The Horse You Rode In On
@rmfnord: "Release the Kraken!"
"We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything."
"Release the tuna!"
@rmfnord: Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch.
@rmfnord: The worst part about crapping my pants at work was having to set the ACCIDENT FREE sign back to zero days in front of everybody.
@rmfnord: If I was a ghost, I'd write "Happy Birthday" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday.