I have never “cat called” a woman. I go home, paint her from memory & then yell at the painting. It’s called respect.
I miss James Gandolfini. Not least because his last name means “small wizard”.
Just saw the new Avengers & the audience went NUTS when Shrek showed up & saved the day.
my wife came home from church and caught me and Gary trying her jeans on again .
Should my wife be taking this long to finish the corn maze she entered on Halloween?
My mom always used to give me a card on Valentine’s Day when I was a kid. She stopped doing it when we broke up.
can I use a minion as a tampon
I’m so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
For all the bad things that happened this year I sure did get fat.
moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed