Moses: Yo, I think you typo’d this tablet, “Thou shall not Bill”?
God: Frig sakes.
Moses: Lol. Still want me to read it?
15yo: Mom, now that you have to do your own nails, maybe you shouldn’t do them at night…
ME: I didn’t!
15yo: when it’s dark …
ME: It was morning!
15yo: and cloudy…
ME: It was sunny!
15yo: when you’re tired…
ME: I just woke up!
15yo: while drinking…
ME: … fair.
hey parents who say “someday your kids won’t want to be around you”
… when can I look forward to that starting?
Forced homeschooling has taught me I had way too many kids
Remember how judgey we thought we’d be if our kid said “wow! My teacher drinks a lot”
How’s homeschooling going?
I just failed grade 5 math.
The waiter here is SO sweet
bringing me 4 forks with my cake just in case I drop one.
Me: I remember when people could smoke in a restaurant
10yo: I remember when people could go to a restaurant
Hotel room coffee is still better than that whole relationship with you
So, no one told my 13yo that spoons can’t go in the microwave.
How’s your day