My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white
Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T shirts and jeans
If my “check engine” light would check my wallet, it would know there’s nothing I can do about it.
I save money on condoms by not getting laid.
Twitter: Where if the chemistry’s good, the geography won’t be..
If Tetris has taught me anything it’s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake..
When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `”WASH ME”` on her face.