Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.
damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about
Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut
Me: OK bedtime
Mind: Hey let’s think about stuff
Me: No, sleep
Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget
Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww.