Century: 100 years.
Decade: 10 years
Lustrum: 5 years.
Together forever and ever and ever: 2 weeks.
I need an app that after the third time I press the snooze button, my phone pours cold water on my face.
No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
My grandparents had a Radio and had 9 kids; My parents had a TV and had 3 kids; and I have Twitter and I think the family ends here.
At least dinosaurs got to watch music videos on MTV.
Yesterday I wanted a pizza. Today I’m eating one.
Fight for your dreams.
Some people are like water balloons, they’re more fun when you throw them out the window.
My life is like that Rihanna song :work, work and work, and then I don’t understand anything else.
Don’t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex’s name tattooed.
What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen.