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@sameblacklist : If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?

@sameblacklist: Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date.

@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.