If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma’am… That’s on you.
My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now.
Starting to get suspicious…
What kind of monster still has a VCR?
*Enters $100 daily Fitbit challenge*
*Pays marathon runner $20 to wear my Fitbit*
*Buys $80 worth of donuts*