@sarcasticmommy4: Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old enough to make it yourself.
@sarcasticmommy4: I don’t know what my husband is planning on doing for me for Mother's Day but I hope it's the laundry.
@sarcasticmommy4: *my teenage sons being loud, laughing, making inappropriate jokes*
Me: SHHHH! The windows are open & the neighbors are outside!
Son: Well, I’m a little offended they haven’t laughed yet.
@sarcasticmommy4: Not to brag but I can make my son angry just by asking, “how was your day?”
@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GO TO BED!
What my kids heard: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.
@sarcasticmommy4: Parenting through the years:
1st kid: Organic food only
2nd kid: “McDonald’s once in a while isn’t so bad.”
3rd kid: “Did he just eat dog food? I’m sure he’s fine.”
@sarcasticmommy4: It's so cute, whenever I sing along to an 80's song, my kids ask me how I remember the words because I'm "so old".
@sarcasticmommy4: Parenthood can have it's dark moments.
Like in this closet where I'm hiding eating my cake.