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@sarcasticmommy4 : Not to brag but I can make my son angry just by asking, “how was your day?”

@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GO TO BED!

What my kids heard: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.

@sarcasticmommy4: Parenting through the years:

1st kid: Organic food only

2nd kid: “McDonald’s once in a while isn’t so bad.”

3rd kid: “Did he just eat dog food? I’m sure he’s fine.”

@sarcasticmommy4: This wine tastes like everyone can go make their own dinner.

@sarcasticmommy4: It's so cute, whenever I sing along to an 80's song, my kids ask me how I remember the words because I'm "so old".

@sarcasticmommy4: Parenthood can have it's dark moments.

Like in this closet where I'm hiding eating my cake.

@sarcasticmommy4: I don’t know who needs to see this but don’t ever answer your phone on your way home from work. They want you to stop at the store.

@sarcasticmommy4: I’m so glad my kids have a 3-day weekend because that means I get an extra day of listening to them yell at Fortnite.

@sarcasticmommy4: My husband texted to let me know he unloaded the dishwasher.

Like, ok guy. If I texted every task I did, it’d be a novel. Settle down.

@sarcasticmommy4: Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice.

Baileys it is.