@sarcasticmommy4: What I said: GO TO BED!
What my kids heard: Start looking for a toy that was lost 5 years ago.
@sarcasticmommy4: Parenting through the years:
1st kid: Organic food only
2nd kid: “McDonald’s once in a while isn’t so bad.”
3rd kid: “Did he just eat dog food? I’m sure he’s fine.”
@sarcasticmommy4: It's so cute, whenever I sing along to an 80's song, my kids ask me how I remember the words because I'm "so old".
@sarcasticmommy4: Parenthood can have it's dark moments.
Like in this closet where I'm hiding eating my cake.
@sarcasticmommy4: I don’t know who needs to see this but don’t ever answer your phone on your way home from work. They want you to stop at the store.
@sarcasticmommy4: I’m so glad my kids have a 3-day weekend because that means I get an extra day of listening to them yell at Fortnite.
@sarcasticmommy4: My husband texted to let me know he unloaded the dishwasher.
Like, ok guy. If I texted every task I did, it’d be a novel. Settle down.
@sarcasticmommy4: Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice.
Baileys it is.