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It’s so cute, whenever I sing along to an 80’s song, my kids ask me how I remember the words because I’m “so old”.

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Parenthood can have it’s dark moments.

Like in this closet where I’m hiding eating my cake.

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I don’t know who needs to see this but don’t ever answer your phone on your way home from work. They want you to stop at the store.

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I’m so glad my kids have a 3-day weekend because that means I get an extra day of listening to them yell at Fortnite.

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My husband texted to let me know he unloaded the dishwasher.

Like, ok guy. If I texted every task I did, it’d be a novel. Settle down.

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Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice.

Baileys it is.

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How’s the parenting going over here?

My youngest just told my oldest to “GET IN THE DAMN CAR!”

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I love this time of year because I can leave my husband at home with the kids & say I’m going Christmas shopping when really I’m just out driving around in my car to get some peace & quiet.

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Thanks to daylight saving time, my kids now have an extra hour to fight with each other.

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So glad our house has 3 bathrooms so all of my kids can argue while brushing their teeth in mine.