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My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief.

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The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute.

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Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.

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Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I’m from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101