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@schmittsteve : [Turing Test]
Tester: Let's start with an easy one, the square root of 29241?
Subject: 171!
Tester:
Subject: I meant, idk math is hard. lol

@schmittsteve: "Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"

[ sigh ] "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."
[ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]

@schmittsteve: - Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth.
- Vhere, here?
- No...
- Here?
- No, just go look in-
- GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?