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@scorpiusryan21 : My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions

@scorpiusryan21: Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur

@scorpiusryan21: Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?