@scot4bz

I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and still haven’t pooped it out.
I’m getting really concerned.

@scot4bz

Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 89%

@scot4bz

I’m more than tenacious.
I’m elevenacious.

@scot4bz

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home