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@seanscrap : Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine.

@seanscrap: Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters?
Yes?
I have a ghost in my bathroom.
No, you don’t.
Oh, right. Thanks so much!
That’s why we’re here.