Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

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Page of seegreenfairys's best tweets

@seegreenfairys : Hey Shakira, I get it. With all of these nachos and tequila, my hips don't lie either.

@seegreenfairys: I need to go shopping for a new outfit. Anyone know who sells sizes OMFG and WTF happened?

@seegreenfairys: I told my husband not to get me anything for Valentine's Day, now we wait...