The date was going so well until he called me gorgeous and I blew a bubble out of my nose on accident.
I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she’s gonna be pissed.
Don’t think I won’t spin around and French kiss you if you’re standing too close to me in line at the liquor store.
She danced her way into his heart.
-She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot.
There’s this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi……ok it’s me.
So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account.